I just watched the most recent Family Guy episode, Back to the Woods. There is a skit contained within the episode where the guys are drinking in the Drunken Clam and hear on the television that Manilow will be appearing locally. Although all of them initially scoffed and swore Manilow fans as pansies (more-or-less), as the scene went on it is revealed that all four of them (Joe, Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland) are die-hard Manilow fans.
This got me to thinking... Most of these little comments on the show are reasonably accurate criticisms of American society. So, perhaps there are tons of Manilow fans out there that won't admit it. Hmm...
The clip of "Mandy" on the show (which had Mandy's name replaced with Quagmire) sounded alright, so I decided that maybe there was something to it. Then I decided to download "Mandy" and listen to the song all the time and delete the play count on iTunes so that anyone checking out my computer couldn't tell that I secretely have a "Mandy" obsession.
After downloading the song, though, I realized that the song isn't really all that great. The chorus is fire, but the rest of the song is pretty blah. So much for my idea, then. Perhaps, then, I could play the song on repeat everytime I leave the room/house and get the play count up to accomplish the opposite. I could make everyone think that I loved the song so much that I had more plays of that one song than I even have songs on this PC (Over 5100).
I decided to check the song out on YouTube instead to see if the live version was any better, and the real fun began (for me that is).
There are pages and pages of comments on the video by people that went there after watching the Family Guy episode. Pretty much everyone else on there was also amazed at just how many hits the video got by Family Guy viewers.
I was rather disappointed that Manilow didn't replace the name Mandy with that of someone in the audience. (Especially if he had replaced it with something like... oh... say... Quagmire). The video and my iTunes search did shine some light into the commonly held opinion that adoration of Manilow automatically makes you a douche. His jokes were beyond bad, he talked too much, the music bore to striking a resemblance to elevator music, the song is excessively sappy/corny, and the song isn't really all that great anyway.
By the way, if your face is featured in a video on YouTube at a Manilow concert (especially if you are singing along while swaying back-and-forth), you have lost all right to consider in touch with what is and is not cool. If only they'd had lighters in the air... *sigh*
So here it is... Likely the only time that I will ever link to a Barry Manilow video, ever. Enjoy
February 23, 2008
February 16, 2008
Survey
The Basics
1. First name
Jason
2. Age
27
3. Gender
Male
4. Happy with it?
Sure
5. The current time is?
0404 Saturday
6. Eye color
A nasty brown with yellowish-green and orange streaks
7. Happy with it?
Nope
8. If not, what would you change it to?
I'd prefer light eyes, but I'd be happy with dark brown eyes without the green and orange streaks
9. Hair color
Dark brown
10. Happy with it?
Love it
11. If not, what would you change it to?
n/a
12. Hair length
I need a haircut
13. Hair style
Hat-head
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Auburn from some leftover dye my exwife had after she dyed her hair. The change wasn't very noticable because my hair is so dark. Only one person noticed it that I can remeber.
15. What color?
Auburn
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
Nope, just once.
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
Not from dye, I cinged it pretty bad once from a gas grill that wouldn't light.
18. Are you clean-shaven?
No. I trim my face with a mustache trimmer without a guard on. That's as close as I go.
19. What's your body type?
Slender
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
In between. They're kinda slender for a guy.
21. Thin or full lips?
Mine? Full.
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Thin
23. Have you ever had lice?
Yep
24. How old were you?
I guess 10
25. Nicknames
Butthole, sot, incompetent
26. Happy with them?
I guess
27. Aliases
Can't tell you that
28. What made you choose them?
n/a
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Jasonette
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Amanda Beth
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
No, but I'd drop my first name.
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
I don't know. It's in the Bible, though.
33. Middle name
Scott
34. Last name
Allen
35. Place of birth
Hospital
36. Date of birth
Friday, 1980
37. Nationality
US
38. Were you named after anyone?
My middle name was plagiarized
39. Who?
Someone older than me, obviously
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
Southeast
41. Did your parents immigrate?
Yeah, my dad left Ohio for Florida.
42. How about your grandparents?
Yeah, my Grandparents left Arkansas and Texas for Florida
43. Your great grandparents?
Don't think so
44. Farther back into your family?
At some point, we left the cesspool and migrated to Europe. From there, we went to the US
45. Where did they emmigrate from?
A cesspool
46. Where did they immigrate to?
A tree, before they lost their tails
47. Skin color
Pale
48. What's your facial structure like?
Dumb question
49. Height
1,803,400,000,000 picometers
50. Happy with it?
I wish I was 2.54 x 10^10 picometers taller
51. Weight
145ish
52. Happy with it?
Nope
53. How old are your parents?
Old enough
54. What's your father's name?
Dad
55. Your mother's?
Mom
56. Do you have any siblings?
Yes
57. How old are they?
What if I had said, "no"
58. What are their names?
Big pimpin, Lil pimpin, and sis
59. Do you get along with your family?
Usually
60. Do you wish they were different?
Sheesh, no
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
Yeah, my sister and sister-in-law beat me when I'm annoying them, unless I bribe them with chocolate
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Sometimes
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Yeah, me when they found out I'm gay
64. If so, why?
Cuz they don't like "faggots" as they put it
65. Who do you get along with most?
Maleficent
Favorites
66. Color
Black and red
67. Month
January
68. Year
Hmm...
69. Decade
Hmm...
70. Century
The current one's pretty cool
71. Millenium
See last reply
72. Animal
Dogs
73. Movie
Shawshank
74. Book
The Wonderful Lifted Lorax and a Farm Full of Animals, Run by Animals
75. River
Olentangy
76. Lake
Okechobee
77. Ocean
Pacific
78. Country
US
79. City
Good question. There are lots of them. I like (in no particular order) Orlando, Paris, Columbus, Savannah, Philly, NYC, and Valdosta pretty well.
80. State
Ohio, sometimes
81. Province
?
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
To sleep
83. Person
Elfin Lizard Dawn Scott Rupert Rufus Allen III
84. Relative
See last reply
85. Pet
Maleficent
86. Actor
Hmm... maybe Paul Newman, although I haven't seen many of his movies. I just like him, though.
87. Actress
Tina Feye. Pretty, smart, and funny. What else can you ask for?
88. Celebrity
Hmm...
89. Musician
Beethoven, Bach, and Tchaikovsky
90. Singer
Marvin and Aretha
91. Band
JoC, Oukast, and the Eagles
92. Movie genre
Ones that make you think
93. Book genre
Classics
94. Play genre
Hmm... Mystery, I guess.
95. Play
The one where my brother sang
96. Musical
Singin' in the Rain. Oklahoma's pretty good as well.
97. Poem
The Raven
98. Writer
Hmm... I can't think of any that I just loved everything they've ever written.
99. Song
Shism
100. Sport
College football
101. Drink
Tanqueray
102. Food
Wendy's double with extra cheese, no mayo or catsup
103. Brand of cereal
Hmm... I don't ever eat cereal because I hate milk. Raisin Bran has to be the best, though.
104. Candy bar
Watchamacallit
105. Disney princess
Aurora has the looks, but Belle has the brains. Belle because of the brains.
106. Disney prince
Aladdin
107. Disney villain
Maleficent
108. Disney character
Grumpy
109. CD
Hell Freezes Over, Aquemeni, and JoC
110. Director
? No clue
111. Videogame
Metroid Prime
112. Computer game
Empire Earth
113. Game
Risk
114. Board game
Risk
115. Word game
Scattergories
116. Clothing style
3 years behind the trends and comfortable
117. Truth or dare question
Truth, but I prefer to not have to do either
118. Fairy tale
The boy who cried wolf
119. Lullaby
Schism
120. Holiday
Labor Day. We all celebrate our jobs by working the same as any other day unless you're employed by the USPS.
121. Mythological creature
Invisible Pink Unicorns
122. Miscellaneous item
Down pillows
123. Storybook character
Sydney Carton
124. Movie character
Either Andy Dufresne or Melvin Udalle
125. Play character
Kurt
126. Musical character
Don Lockwood
127. College
tOSU
128. Football team
Buckeyes
129. Soccer team
U.S., I guess
130. Tennis player
I don't know, but she's cute
131. Hockey team
Blue Jackets
132. Basketball team
Magic
133. Baseball team
Reds
134. Swimmer
That girl that was having a seizure in the Olympics about 20 years ago.
135. Track star
Brandon Saine
136. Vegetable
Potato, hands down. Onions are pretty good, though
137. Fruit
Oranges and Grapefruits
138. Toothpaste brand
Not Aim
139. Type of computer
Hmm... PC
140. Medication
Nyquil
141. Poison
Alcohol
142. Type of sword
Scythe
143. Type of gun
M-16
144. Planet
Venus and Earth
145. Space feature
Stars and Black Holes
146. Breed of cat
Dead
147. Dog
Smart and hairless
148. Spider
Squished
149. Fish
Yellowfin
150. Penguin
That one that looks like he has a mohawk
151. Species of crustacean
Hermit crabs
152. Arachnid
Hmm...
153. Insect
Northern ants (stay away from those fire ants all over the south)
154. Pair of socks
Fresh out the package. Either no-show or crew. I hate ankle and tube.
155. Scooby-Doo character
Shaggy and that fat girl
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
Squidworth
157. Quote
If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favorable mention of the devil in the House of Commons
158. Adage
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right (or in my case, overdoing)
159. President
Jefferson, hands down
160. Astrological sign
I hate zodiac crap
161. Chinese zodiac sign
Monkey and rat
162. Number
3 maybe
163. Short story
The Tell-Tale Heart
164. Word
However
165. Definition
?
166. Time period
Aunt Flo
167. Dictionary brand
Merriam-Webster for daily use and Oxford when you just really need three pages of etymology for each word.
168. Series of books
Hmm...
169. Publishing company
Hmm...
170. Illustrator
Geisel
171. Artist
Dali
172. Childhood story
Hmm... The Little Old Lady and the Pig
173. Childhood memory
Hmm...
174. Facial expression
Either blank or furious
175. Serial killer
Ted Bundy, but I didn't like the necrophilia part
176. Medieval torture device
Hmm...
177. Instrument
Oboe
178. Brand of chocolate
Hershey
179. Candy
Jolly Rancher
180. Brand of candy
Jolly Rancher
181. Time of day
Dusk
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
?
183. Letter
Hmm... maybe Omega
184. Inside joke
Hunger is the best pickle
185. Joke
Hmm... maybe, "you can't wear size 34 underwear!"
186. Scent
Woman
187. Onomotapoeia
hmm... maybe crackle
188. Alliteration
Ben and Bim lead Bands with Brooms. Ben's band bangs, and Bim's band booms.
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
Maize and Blue
190. Animal
Rats, mosquitos, chiggers, and cockroaches
191. Number
1
192. President
Jackson
193. Actor
Sean Penn
194. Actress
That chick that plays on the Closer with the gigantic mouth
195. Director
hmm...
196. Celebrity
probably Sean Penn
197. Artist
Donatello
198. Illustrator
hmm...
199. Poet
hmm... The one that has been "eating poetry"
200. Writer
Twain
201. Band
ICP
202. Musician
hmm...
203. Singer
Janis Joplin
204. Food
Mayo and soured cream
205. Fruit
Red apples
206. Vegetable
Brussel sprouts
207. Candy
Butterscotch
208. Candy bar
Heath bars, I guess
209. Brand of chocolate
How many are there? I guess the one that makes Kindereir
210. Skittles flavor
Those tropical ones
211. Month
August
212. Year
A lot of them
213. Decade
I can think of 2.7 of them
214. Century
hmm...
215. Millenium
hmm...
216. Era
Paleozoic? Seems like a stupid question
217. Time period
From the time I wake to the time I fall asleep
218. Battle of the Civil War
Hmm...
219. War
The crusades
220. Battle of WWII
Stalingrad
221. Battle of American Revolution
Hmm...
222. Genius
Any brush that I have with it. It makes me that much more disappointed with myself when I fail to then reach that mark.
223. Genus of plant
The one that includes green kyllinga (spelling)
224. Flower
Dandelions
225. Tree
The ones with those pods that look like giant brown snow peas. They reak
226. Hair color
Dirty Blonde
227. Eye color
Mine and my exwive's (Anyone with a mixture including brown (the people that claim their eye color changes with their outfit))
228. Fairy tale
hmm...
229. Disney princess
Probably Snow White because there isn't very much character devolopment with her.
230. Disney villain
Probably Frollo. He reaches a level of sadism and moral perversion unrivalled by other villians
231. Disney prince
Probably the Beast. I liked him until he had a change of heart. They should have kept him an asshole.
232. Movie character
The Ellen Jamesians
233. Play character
hmm...
234. Book character
I'd have to think about it
235. Musical character
Probably Curly
236. Play
hmm...
237. Musical
Fiddler on the Roof? There are worse ones out there, but I can't think of one off the top of my head.
238. Person
hmm... anyone that won't stand up for someone that would do the same for them.
239. Brand of cereal
grits
240. Brand of battery
Cheapos
241. Mental illness
Schizophrenia
242. Medication
Caffiene
243. Serial killer
Dahmer
244. Poison
hmm...
245. Type of sword
Those fencing things; I think theyre called foils.
246. Type of gun
The ones with crazy recoil
247. Toothpaste brand
Aim
248. Scent
Rotten fish and chicken come to mind, but there are worse ones than that. I just can't think of them right now
249. Taste
That sweet/salty/alkaline taste you get when Earl's phone is ringing but you haven't gotten through to him yet.
250. Sound
That chick on the Closer's fake southern accent. I want to destroy her and the television set when I hear it.
251. Sexual position
Me on top.
252. Article of clothing
Hat ear flaps
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
Dark brown or black
254. Hair length
Shoulder
255. Hair style
Straight or a pony tail
256. Eye color
Dark brown or blue
257. Skin color
pastey
258. Any makeup?
Just enough to cover blemishes
259. Clothing style
Conservative
260. Shy or outgoing?
Shy
261. Happy or depressed?
In the middle
262. Funny or serious?
Funny
263. Abusive or kind?
Kind
264. Respectful or perverted?
Both
265. Completely describe their personality
She is smarter than me, honest to a fault, sees my good intentions, and makes me be a better person.
266. Ideal height
Tall, but not taller than me.
267. Ideal weight
Average.
268. Body type
Nothing weird
269. Completely describe their appearances
Huge butt, B cup, not hairy, beautiful face.
270. This is another space if you need it
Huh?
271. Cup size or condom size
B
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
hmm...
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
In the middle
274. Artistic or athletic?
Artisticish
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
Intellectual
276. Complex or simple?
Depends on what about
277. What would their hobbies be?
Reading
278. Interests?
Learning
279. Obsessions
Me
280. Would they hug you often?
All the time
281. Kiss you often?
Pecks all the time. Slobbery ones, as appropriate.
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
All the time. I need frequent reminders, like once an hour or I start freaking out.
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
She doesn't exist
284. Or as close as someone can get?
I'm not sure how you get close to "only in my imagination"
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
Once or twice a day.
286. Are you in love?
Nope
287. What will you do together?
Never let each other down
288. Your ideal date
Bowling and dinner
289. Your ideal wedding
At a court
290. How many kids?
0 - 1
291. What will their names be?
hmm...
292. What do you think they would look like?
Poor kid would probably get a combination of my and her worst traits
293. Will you even have kids?
Probably, because she would insist
294. If not, why?
Because I think that I'm pretty incompetant at parenting.
295. Will you even get married?
Doubt it, but I would if I found her.
296. If no, why?
Don't think she exists
297. Are you taken or single?
Neither. I'm not looking
What Do You Think Of?
298. Ugly people?
Not their fault
299. Pretty people?
I do things I wouldn't otherwise do around pretty girls.
300. Bald people?
I despise balding. Everyone should get to keep their hair.
301. Scrawny African children?
I don't think about them much.
302. Religion?
I see why they were created. (Getting your tribal leader to get you to not murder, rape, commit incest, lie, etc. is a lot easier if you tell them that God doesn't want you to.) In current days, it acts as a crutch and a way to keep optimism with the failed belief that someone else is going to stand up for you when things are going crappy.
303. Politics?
Well, I hate beaurocracy
304. Abortion?
= murder
305. Church?
Not for me, but I don't have a problem with most of them.
306. Separation of church and state?
Good
307. Blondes?
I don't understand the facination
308. Brunettes?
Beautiful
309. Redheads?
Too pastey-skinned
310. Mainstream rock?
Whatever
311. Abercrombie?
Expensive and it smells funny
312. Pop music?
Don't like most of it
313. Classic rock?
Wonderful
314. Roleplaying?
Don't like it
315. Emo music?
Don't know what it is
316. Ignorance?
As long as you make every effort to correct it.
317. Stupidity?
Annoying, but not their fault, unless it's a matter of complacency.
318. Mental retardation?
Not their fault
319. Friends?
True ones don't exist. Everyone will someday let you down. Just give them time. That doesn't mean that people don't care about you, but friendship is a temporary condition.
320. Disrespect?
I don't like it
321. Immaturity?
Can't stand it
322. Republicans?
Right more often than Liberals, unwilling to objectively assess Liberal views, and only slightly less hateful than Liberals.
323. Democrats?
Right less often than Republicans, unwilling to objectively assess Republican views, and slightly more hateful than Republicans.
324. George W. Bush?
At least he's honest and down to earth. Unfortunately I think that when he says something that he is going to do it, even after he realizes that it was the wrong decision in the first place.
325. Your mom?
She's pretty cool. One of the most thoughtful people in the world.
326. This survey?
Wish I hadn't started it now.
327. Painted walls?
As opposed to rough dry wall??? I prefer the painted look.
328. Drugs?
I like 'em.
329. Alcohol?
I'd like it if I could keep away from other people. It's perfect when I'm alone, though.
330. Prostitution?
I despise it, but I think it should be legal.
331. Premarital sex?
As long as you love your partner.
332. Teenage sex?
It's gonna happen. No use trying to fight it. It's better to just explain its significance and try to steer them down an acceptable path so that they don't go crazy.
333. People?
Wish I could avoid them.
334. Your classmates?
n/a
335. Your co-workers?
I dislike most of them.
336. Your school?
n/a
337. Your family?
Most have good intentions
338. My family?
huh?
339. Your mental health?
Pathetic. I wish I could stop depending on others for companionship. I want to be able to just shut my phone off and have no desire to turn it back on. If I say zero words to anyone on a given day other than what is absolutely necessary, I want that to be a normal day for me.
340. My mental health?
huh?
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
I like it, though I don't do it. It was nice when I was little. I'd still do it if I had any reason to think the little guy would be any more helpful than he was when I was little.
342. Your life?
My name is mud.
343. My life?
huh?
344. The color green?
Okay, sometimes.
345. Pickles?
Essential on a burger.
346. Food?
I like cooking it and eating it.
347. Electricity?
We're way better with it. Don't think so? Go to Guam, and wait for the power to go out.
348. Niagra falls?
I want to check it out.
349. Cataracts?
An enigma to me, although they shouldn't be. Maybe they only were when I was little.
350. Bridges?
They make me nervous, very nervous.
351. Braces?
If you need 'em, suck it up and wear them. You'll be better off in the long run.
352. Dictionairies?
I love them. Everytime I go to open one to read it for fun, though, I have no idea where to start. I want to read it to learn new words, but how am I supposed to find new words when I don't know what the new words are?
353. Television?
I hate it.
354. Fairy tales?
Usually pretty cool
355. Hollywood?
Stupidity breeding ground
356. MTV?
Lame
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
My back hurts.
358. Smelling?
Ski and cats
359. Seeing?
A computer monitor.
360. Hearing?
A computer monitor fan and Weezer.
361. Doing?
Staying up way too late with this survey.
362. Who are you talking to online?
No one.
363. On the phone?
No one.
364. What room of the house are you in?
Bedroom
365. Bored?
Yep, and tired.
366. Do you look nice?
Never.
367. What are you wearing?
Jeans, no shirt.
368. Are you eating anything?
Nope.
369. Drinking anything?
Ski.
370. What's your heart rate?
70, which is low for me.
371. BMI?
No clue.
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
I'm not. The boots I wear to work are Wolverines.
373. What are you wishing for?
Me to complete my mission on earth and finish this survey.
374. What are you worried about?
That I'm going to get fed up with the crap at work and that I'm going to disappoint Elizabeth the way I have everyone else in my life.
375. Sad about?
The prospect of screwing up with Elizabeth.
376. Happy about?
Nothing.
377. Angry about?
Stupidity of others at work. Stupidity of me everywhere.
378. Serious about?
Wanting to go to bed.
379. Laughing about?
Nothing.
380. Talking about?
Nothing.
381. Typing about?
This survey and a blog entry about a rift between Elizabeth and me.
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
Not really any right now.
383. Your best friends?
Can't have one without first having friends.
384. Who do you hang out with most?
Unfortunately, the people I work with... while at work.
385. Who do you treat the best?
I'm pretty incompetent at treating anyone particularly well.
386. Who treats you the best?
Hmm... KR and my mom, I guess. My dad and Elizabeth try awfully hard, but for some reason I'm not including them on the list.
387. Do you even have friends?
Not really.
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
n/a
389. Who's the funny one?
Ryan and sometimes KR and Elizabeth.
390. The smart one?
My dad and usually KR.
391. The depressed one?
Probably me. I'm not sure about KR, Ryan, and Elizabeth. I think their moods alter drastically from day-to-day, week-to-week. I'm not really sure about KR, though. He doesn't tell me about such things.
392. The punk?
Me, I guess.
393. The goth?
KR.
394. The prep?
Ryan and I.
395. The jock?
I guess Ryan.
396. The outcast?
I guess KR. Me as well, on many levels. I think that KR functions more normally around other people than I do, though.
397. The stupid one?
n/a Ryan probably has the lowest ability to learn trigonometry and spell, but he's no dummy. He can figure out anything if he wants to.
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Hopefully, me.
399. The annoying one?
Me.
400. The hyper one?
Ryan
401. The oblivious one?
Me.
402. The romantic?
I think Ryan, KR, and I all are. I hope that they aren't as unsuccessful as I am at it, though.
403. The pervert?
Me?
404. The content one?
Right now, my mom, probably.
405. The liar?
hmm...
406. The cheapskate?
Tanya
407. The ominous one?
Me, I hope.
408. The disrespectful one?
Ryan.
409. The abusive one?
Me.
410. The hot one?
hmm...
411. The ugly one?
hmm...
412. The one that hates you?
I think disdain is a better word, and all of them, probably.
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
Probably Tanya, MG, Chris, and my dad.
414. The back-up one?
If this is asking what I think it is, my mom and KR.
415. The fighter?
Ryan
416. The lover?
hmm...
417. The hippie?
KR
418. The druggie?
Probably me.
419. The alcoholic?
Me
420. The one that's recovering?
Me
421. The one that's in jail?
hmm...
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
Me
423. The one that's going to be executed?
Me
424. The most likely to be murdered?
hmm... Probably Ryan for his temper
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
Me
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
Me
427. The normal one?
Ryan
428. The conformist?
Ryan
429. The nonconformist?
Tanya and KR
430. The masochistic one?
Me
431. The sadistic one?
KR
432. The weird one?
KR, mom, and Tanya... in a good way. Me in a bad way.
433. The musical one?
Dad.
434. The artistic one?
KR, MG, and Sara
435. The perfect one?
MG, sometimes.
436. The literary genius?
I guess KR. Sometimes me. MG when she wants to be.
437. The fugitive?
KR
438. The juvenille delinquint?
KR
439. The Jewish one?
hmm...
440. The Christian one?
Mom
441. The Buddhist one?
hmm...
442. The Muslim one?
hmm...
443. The Hindu one?
hmm...
444. The Catholic one?
hmm...
445. The Wiccan one?
hmm...
446. The atheist?
KR
447. The agnostic?
Me
448. The cutter?
?
449. The anorexic one?
n/a
450. The bulimic one?
n/a
451. The skinny one?
Me and KR
452. The thin one?
Me and KR
453. The fat one?
In the interest of tact...
454. The obese one?
n/a
455. The Satanic one?
hopefully, n/a
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
Nope
457. Beaten someone up?
Yep
458. Been beaten up?
Yep
459. Bullied someone?
Yep
460. Been bullied?
Yep
461. Attempted suicide?
Not seriously
462. Attempted murder?
Nope
463. Nearly died?
No, that was probably just me freaking out + wishful thinking
464. Broken the law?
Yep
465. Stolen something?
Yep
466. Had an abortion?
Nope
467. Known the president?
Nope
468. Had an affair with the president?
Nope
469. Met a famous person?
Nope
470. Gotten drunk?
Yep
471. Gotten high?
Yep
472. Had masochistic sex?
Nope
473. Had an affair?
Nope
474. Been out of the country?
Yep
475. Out of state?
Yep
476. Out of your town?
Yep
477. Written a poem?
Not without a teacher forcing me.
478. A story?
No, but want to.
479. A novel?
No, but want to.
480. A song?
Tried when I was little.
481. Gotten published?
Nope.
482. Written a love poem?
Nope
483. Story?
Nope
484. Novel?
Nope
485. Song?
Nope
486. Said that you hated the world?
Not those words, but something similar
487. Finished school?
Yep
488. Flunked a grade?
Nope
489. Flunked a test?
Probably.
490. Flunked a subject?
Yep
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
Love to
492. Bungee jumped?
Never
493. Skydived?
Never
494. Danced?
Not without a girl forcing me. I force my daughter to though. It's not really dancing, though. It's more like wrestling than dancing.
495. Been to a dance?
Yep
496. Suba dived?
Nope. Would want to if I weren't scared to death.
497. Broken a bone?
Nope
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Many, especially on the flightline in Jersey
499. Had an orgasm?
I'm a dude, so obviously.
500. Suffered from psychosis?
Not that I remember.
501. Wished you could get away with something?
You betcha.
502. Thought of killing someone?
Yep
503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yep
504. Saved someone's life?
Doubtful
505. Saved your own?
hmm...
506. Gone to the beach?
Yep. Overrated
507. Gone fishing?
Yep. Overrated, unless you're with your grandfather.
508. Gone to an island?
Used to live on one
509. Died in a dream?
Yep
510. Had a dream that came true?
Many
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
Not that I can remember
512. Gotten pregnant?
I sure hope not
513. Eaten calamari?
Yep
514. Lobster?
Yep
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Nope
516. Helped a stranger?
Don't think so
517. Kissed a stranger?
Nope
518. Hugged a stranger?
Nope
519. Had sex with a stranger?
Not so much
520. Found a lost wallet?
Nope
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
n/a
522. Been in a car accident?
Yep
523. Caused a car accident?
Yep
524. Driven over 100 mph?
Yep
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
Nope
526. Bitten someone?
hmm... Not that I remember
527. Been bitten by someone?
I think so.
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
No. I don't think that's possible. I think that question was just on there to see if the surveyee would try it.
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
Not yet
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
Doubt it. I'm not trying that one
531. Touch your toes?
With or without my knees bent?
532. Give away money?
It's hard, very hard.
533. Marry a family member?
No. That's illegal. I think it is, anyway.
534. Hire an assassin?
I would like to, except that s/he wouldn't be as thorough as I would be, so I'd probably never do it for fear of it coming back on me due to shotty work.
535. Get ahold of drugs?
No
536. Alcohol?
Yep
537. Stay up all night?
I do most every night
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
I doubt it, unless I had an amazing reason.
539. Finish this survey?
Probably not all at once.
540. Swim?
Not well
541. Draw well?
Heck no
542. Sing well?
So I've been told
543. Write well?
Penmanship or am I a strong writer? The respective answers are reasonably well and yepper
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Doubt it
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
Nope
546. Without milk?
Ewww, milk. yech
547. Predict the future?
Obviously not
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
Yep
549. A lover?
Yep
550. Give your life for a friend?
Yep
551. A lover?
Yep
552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
Maybe, but I doubt it.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
Nope
554. Sell yourself?
You mean for sex? If so, no.
555. Have cyber sex?
No
556. Real sex?
Probably never again
557. With who?
huh? A chick, hopefully
558. Lie to a friend?
I hope not
559. Lie to your parents?
I hope not
560. Lie to a lover?
I hope not
561. Steal from your parents?
No
562. Hug them in public?
Yeah
563. Blow up your house?
WTF? No
564. Abuse someone?
I wanna push you around. Well I will. But anyway, I sure hope not.
565. Use someone?
Probably
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Probably
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
Nope
568. Policeman?
Nope
569. Serial killer?
Doubtful. I used to want to be one when I was a kid, though.
570. Doctor?
Heck no.
571. Surgeon?
Heck no.
572. Prostitute?
Nope
573. Playboy model?
Nope
574. Writer?
I wish
575. Artist?
You have to have talent for that.
576. Musician?
You have to have talent for that.
577. Assassin?
That sounds nice. I'd probably get caught by the person that hired me, though.
578. Ninja?
Nope
579. Soldier?
Nope
580. President?
Nope
581. Darth Vader?
Absolutely, and like Vader, seeing family in agony is only thing that could pull be back. I think that the sadism would be intoxicating and addictive.
582. Pilot?
Yep
583. Mortician?
Heck no
584. Forensic scientist?
Doubtful
585. Detective?
Nope
586. Lawyer?
A bad one
587. Drug-dealer?
Nope
588. Pirate?
Nope, but I love to say, "Arrgh!"
589. Box-carrier?
Doubtful
590. Store clerk?
That's actually what I want to be when I grow up
591. Banker?
Does an accountant count as a banker on any level?
592. Criminal?
Doubtful
593. Target?
Doubtful
594. Professional wrestler?
Nope
595. Tennis player?
I'd need good knees for that
596. Rapper?
Nope
597. Country singer?
Nope
598. Pop star?
Nope
599. Actor?
Nope
600. Plastic surgeon?
Nope
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
Because the sun is out. It'd be black with little white dots if it were night.
602. Is the world round?
Because it would look really funny if it were a cube or a rectangular prism.
603. Is the world unfair?
Because we can't all be born with equal skills, intelligence, and looks. As long as people are selfish (which all people inherently are. I'll explain my theory on that some other time.), they will try to make their own situation better than that of others.
604. Are most people selfish?
Because pleasure is good.
605. Impolite?
Depends on where you live
606. Disrespectful?
not sure
607. Conforming?
hmm...
608. Are there religions?
I answered this earlier. Before our moral code was established, the only way to get people to follow seemingly arbitrary rules was to tell them that God didn't want them to do it.
People won't give up on them because they have it ingrained that they'll go to hell if they stop believing. It also helps when every good thing in your life gets blamed on your god as well, even though god doesn't get any credit when your life's falling to shit.
609. Theories?
Because Cogito, ergo sum. As long as there's a thought process going on in the human brain, there will be theories
610. Opinions?
See Q609
611. Are humans so intelligent?
Our brains evolved from eating so much protein
612. Do we need air?
Because we don't have gills to get our O2
613. Do we age?
I've been told in Biology class, but I can't remember the scientific terms to explain it.
614. Do we die?
That's how the cycle goes.
615. Can't pigs fly?
That's a retarded Q
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Because it's delicious
617. Swiss?
Becuase there are people that love cheese's texture that have no taste buds or scent receptors.
618. American?
I guess because it melts easily on a cheeseburger. That and grilled cheese are the only acceptable uses for it
619. Are you taking this?
Because I'm stupid. Someone sent me a survey, and I decided to take one covered just about everything so that I don't ever have to take one again.
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning
621. Took a shower?
This morning
622. Ate?
Two doughnuts right as I got off work
623. Drank?
As I write this
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Months ago at Chili's with Chris and Tanya
625. Took a pill?
Yesterday, an Aleve for my back.
626. Smoked?
A few hours ago
627. You got your photograph taken?
hmm...
628. You got caught doing something bad?
Not sure
629. Had sex?
About 9 months ago
630. Dyed your hair?
About 6-7 years ago
631. Hurt someone physically?
I spanked Elizabeth for something either this week or last
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
Probably the day I spanked Elizabeth.
633. Did your homework?
When I was in school
634. Hung out with your friends?
Who?
635. Got drunk?
Right before I left Florida
636. Got high?
no comment
637. Said: bye, text me?
never
638. Took a survey?
right now
639. Won a contest?
never
640. Went out on a date?
about 10-11 months ago
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
hmm...
Word Association
642. Bed
no sex
643. Curtains
not thick enough to completely block light
644. Lights
generate heat
645. Music
why don't I have any playing?
646. Candles
Don't provide enough light, but far better (though more dangerous) than a night light
647. Closet
Both functional and comforting. It's interesting that a burglar wouldn't think to look for you there, although that's the first place where you would look for a burglar.
648. Door
I hate them, for the same reason that I hate curtains. They are even less efficient at blocking sounds than walls. Also, they allow others to enter.
649. Window
Even worse than doors. we wouldn't even need curtains if it weren't for windows
650. Onomotapoeia
overrated outside of poetry
651. Dog
potentially pretty cool
652. Cat
they suck
653. Egypt
terrorism and pharoahs
654. Corey
one of Brian's kids
655. Mirror
evil
656. Case
a box of something
657. Cage
tigers
658. Cave
Dunbar and that lady that slipped
659. Nutella
yum
660. Bird
yum
661. Bear
greasy
662. Death
inevitable
663. Life
Typically precedes death, but the stuff before may not really count as life
664. White
the color of my skin
665. Black
the opposite of white
666. Personality
I don't have much of one
667. Pickle
makes a sandwich a sandwich
668. Dilemna
daily
669. Love
unattainable
670. Liberal
I already answered this
671. Conservative
I already answered this
672. Ball
I have one and one half (ask MG and Ryan for the rest of the story.)
673. Moderate
sounds like a bad job
674. Inept
Me at most things, especially my work and in relationships
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
pink with blue veins
676. Your foot?
My toes are pinkish right now
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
don't think so
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Wow. That was a heck of a question. Nope
679. Do you chew on your homework?
n/a
680. Pencils?
nope
681. Do you read the dictionary?
yep
682. Encyclopedia?
yep
683. Atlas?
yep
684. Road map?
yep
685. Do you memorize random facts?
yep
686. Do you stalk anyone?
nope
687. Does anyone stalk you?
nope
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
WTF?
689. Do you dust your lawn?
WTF?
690. Do you collect dust?
Until you get the Pledge out
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Cuz you need to bathe there, nasty-ass
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
Not seriously
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
No, but I think it should be
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
rarely
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
no more than Americans
696. Mexicans?
no more than Americans
697. Americans?
lol, no more than Canadians and Mexicans (not usually)
698. The French?
If they're anything like the way they are portrayed on US media, then yes. They seemed cool to me when I went to Paris, though.
699. The English?
Not really. They speak and spell funnily, though.
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
Of course
701. Have you ever shot someone?
not that I remember
702. Something?
targets and trees
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
20+
704. Jeans?
15ish
705. What ring size are you?
not sure
706. Belt size?
34
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
My personality
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
Nope
709. Do you eat a lot?
at least once per day
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
I try to avoid them
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
Not that I know of
712. Poison?
A little
713. Knives?
A little
714. Cheese?
If it's good cheese
715. Penguins?
negative
716. Bald people?
negative
717. Scrawny African children?
negative
718. Midgets?
I like watching them run
719. Pirates?
I love saying, "arrrghh." Other than that, no.
720. Corny jokes?
I hate them, but I love retelling them. The worse they are, the more likely I'll pass them on, perhaps to make others suffer the way I did when I heard it.
721. Are you a virgin?
almost
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
almost
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
WTF?
724. Do you bite yourself?
not on purpose
725. Cut yourself?
not on purpose
726. Do you get cold sores often?
don't think so
727. Do you have a cold right now?
nope
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
No, but I've had about 3 - 5, and they suck. I don't think that I've had one since I lived in Jersey.
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
Not particularly, but as long as I'm holding the handle, I don't mind.
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
Only if I've had too much coffee.
731. Are you homicidal?
not usually
732. What do you do on the computer?
pr0n
733. Anything your parents should know about?
WTF?
734. Are you happy with your life?
Obviously not.
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
I sure hope not. If not, they have even lower expectations of me than I would have ever thought possible.
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
Not really
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
WTF?
738. How big is the universe?
Pretty big. Even bigger than the largest 7-11 Big Gulp.
739. What's the logic behind your answer?
no real logic needed for my response
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Not enough. I wish I got about 16.
741. What do you dream about?
I haven't had very many lately
742. Anything your parents should know about?
WTF?
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
never
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
n/a Wouldn't do it.
745. Do you have AIM?
Negative
746. MSN?
Not on this PC
747. YIM?
Not on this PC
748. A Neopets account?
I used to
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
nope
750. A Quizilla account?
nope
751. A Bzoink account?
nope
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
sometimes
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
yep
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
yep
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
WTF?
756. Doesn't breathe?
WTF?
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Heights, water, always being me, many more than that.
758. What?
What if I had just said, "yes?" Or better, if I had said, "no?"
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
North by North-South
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Usually
761. Do you have a life?
Heck no
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
Not that I know of.
763. A webcam?
negative
764. A scanner?
negative
765. A printer?
negative
766. A cordless mouse?
yepper
767. Does your mouse light up?
yepper
768. Are you scared of mice?
terrified
769. What kind of computer do you have?
PC & Laptop
770. Were you ever physically abused?
Don't think so.
771. Verbally?
Don't think so.
772. Sexually?
A little bit.
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
WTF?
774. A cat?
That doesn't sound too bad... Lie around doing nothing while everyone despises your entire existence. Pretty much my life already, without all the lying around.
775. A dog?
Sounds cool
776. Do you have a cell phone?
yep
777. What kind is it?
cordless
778. Do you weasel out of things?
not usually
779. Do your teachers like you?
doubt it
780. Do your parents like you?
sometimes
781. Do your siblings like you?
sometimes
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
doubt it and doubt it
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
not so much
784. Do you enjoy school?
yes
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
under
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
yepper
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
WTF?
788. Are you a packrat?
yepper
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
a little HTML, no CSS
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
WTF? Obviously
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
Absolutely
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
not really
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
not really
794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
disappointment
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
...
796. Do you label other people?
yeah, sometimes
797. Are you proud?
I can't think of any good reason to be that way.
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
Almost
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
yepper
800. Do you wet the bed?
not usually
801. What age did you stop?
See 758
802. Is that age older than you are now?
hmm...
803. Do you lie a lot?
not usually
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
not usually
805. Brush your hair?
hardly ever, hat
806. Do you use deoderant?
always
807. Do you masturbate?
always
808. How often?
always
809. Are you an alcoholic?
only when I drink
810. A druggie?
not usually
811. Do you drink illegally?
I don't drink at all right now
812. Do you wear underwear?
not when I'm in the shower
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
at least once per day
814. Are you a coward?
sometimes
815. A loser?
absolutely
816. An idiot?
sometimes... more frequently than I'd like to be
817. Do you chatspeak?
not really
818. Are you a bad friend?
absolutely
819. Are you untrustworthy?
not usually
820. Unreliable?
sometimes
821. Do you pick your nose?
absolutely... that's how you get the boogies out. I don't eat it, though, if that makes you feel better about it
822. Are you imperfect?
usually
823. Do you think you are perfect?
not really
824. Ugly?
so-so
825. Do you have bad hair?
absolutely
826. A big nose?
broad
827. Are you shallow?
I don't think so
828. Greedy?
sometimes
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
not yet
830. Do you have any talents?
I can convert O2 to CO2, water to pee, and food to poop.
831. Do you burp often?
not if I don't need to
832. Are you good at it?
as good as anyone else, I guess
833. Are you impolite?
I make every effort not to be, but I think that I often am.
834. Disrespectful?
negative
835. Sadistic?
negative
836. Are you a pansy?
sometimes
837. Are you a conformist?
a little
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
lol, n/a
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
idiotic question... and people that feel that way are idiots
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
Not a fan, but he's okay.
841. Do you have buck teeth?
Nah, but one of my canines doesn't seem quite right.
842. Acne?
Sometimes. It's worse since I started cooking at work
843. Mental illnesses?
not so much
844. Are you fake?
That depends on my mood. Similar to Scarface, "I always tell the truth, even when I'm lying." The real me is always there, if you look.
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
negative
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
hmm... I don't think that those two have as much in common as the author of this survey wants to think.
847. Does your breath smell?
I think it usually does.
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
If I don't have deodorant/anti-perspirant caked on.
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
hmm... probably
850. Do you have bad teeth?
Not by Jackson, OH standards, but yes.
851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
As opposed to whose? Even if I hade fake teeth, they'd still be mine.
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
not usually
853. Are you overweight?
not usually
854. Are you lying?
not usually
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
obviously
856. Are you anorexic?
not usually, unless I'm in a very poor mood
857. Bulimic?
only after too much booze
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
not usually
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
doubtful
860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
sometimes
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
yes
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
absolutely
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
sometimes
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
I hope not
865. Are you a wannabe?
probably
866. Do you get bad grades?
Worse than I probably am capable of.
867. What's your IQ level?
almost two standard deviations higher than average
868. Are you a bad guesser?
Depends on if it's about something important. I always screw up on the important stuff
869. Are you slow?
I use-ta-was.
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
hmm... maybe. Depends on what I'm doing and how much thinking is involved. If no thinking is involved, then I'm pretty fast.
871. Are you bad at reading people?
Absolutely not. I have a hard time figuring out what others think of me, though. I think that it could be because others it's univerally something negative.
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
sometimes
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
Absolutely not
874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
what friends?
875. Do you give in easily?
not so much
876. Are you stubborn?
absolutely
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
obviously not
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
No, but I didn't realize that they were talking about intellect when they said slow. I guess I am slow. I kinda already said that on 870, though.
879. Are you annoying?
usually
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
absolutely not
881. Are you a necrophilliac?
Never. See 175
882. Are you incestual?
not so much
883. Is your room messy?
usually
884. Do you make fun of other people?
Depends on if they deserve it. Sometimes I do even if they don't, though.
885. Do you respect your body?
not so much
886. Are you arrogant?
Sometimes, and without good reason to be.
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Maybe, but I think I'm pretty realistic.
888. Are you unique?
Just as much as everyone else, I guess. I don't seem to fit in, no matter the situation, though.
889. Are your hands clammy?
usually
890. Are you short?
sometimes
891. Are you freakishly tall?
never
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
Not so much. I had to google it to find out what it was. Sounds like some bad Smallville music
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
not usually
894. Do you believe in magic?
never
895. True love?
sometimes
896. Heaven?
not so much
897. Hell?
maybe
898. Satan?
not so much
899. The Lord and Lady?
huh?
900. The Goddess?
doubtful
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
not so much
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
negative
903. Are you an atheist?
not really
904. Agnostic?
pretty much
905. Do you believe in fairies?
Yeah, but they don't bother me unless they start getting graphic or wear assless chaps
906. Dragons?
negative
907. Unicorns?
only if they're invisible and pink
908. Gollums?
not so much
909. Santa?
doubtful
910. The Easter Bunny?
negative
911. The Tooth Fairy?
not so much
912. Pixies?
not so much
913. Phoenixes?
negative
914. Elves?
Yes, and they make some pretty tasty cookies
915. Dwarves?
not so much
916. Mermaids?
sounds nice, but no
917. Karma?
Doubtful. I think you can be an asshole and survive without any consequences way down the road. Consequences are almost always immediate.
918. Immortality?
not so much
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
no
920. Mayan Gods?
no
921. Incan Gods?
no
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
hmm...
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
yepper
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
not so much
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
doubtful
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
for humans, no.
927. Do you believe in evolution?
usually
928. Do you believe in life after death?
Yeah, it was a good CD
929. What happens to us after we die?
Little cooties in the dirt eat us
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
not so much
931. Super villains?
I'd like to think so
932. Do you believe in Fate?
maybe
933. That everything has a purpose?
probably not
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
pretty much
935. Sex?
a lot does, but not everything
936. Love?
not really
937. Success?
maybe
938. Making yourself happy?
absolutely
939. Making others happy?
not so much
940. Religion?
sometimes
941. Politics?
not so much
942. Do you believe in miracles?
negative
943. Angels?
negative
944. Demons?
hmm... sounds interesting
945. Ghosts?
negative
946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
lol, doubtful
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
negative
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
negative
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
negative
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
depends
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
As long as it doesn't ignore the laws of physics, then usually
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
cake
953. Pie or 3.14159...?
Pi
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
chocolate
955. Black or white?
black
956. Ceiling or floor?
floor
957. Couch or bed?
bed
958. Cough or sneeze?
sneeze
959. On or off?
On. When it's off, you just want to know what it would do if it were on, and that's annoying.
960. Closed or open?
closed
961. Brush or comb?
comb
962. Long or short?
long
963. Big or small?
small
964. Wet or dry?
hmm... depends
965. Under or over?
usually over
966. Top or bottom?
top
967. Fly or fall?
fall
968. Smile or frown?
frown
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Sorrow... joyful only exist because they follow sorrow
970. Hot or cold?
cold
971. Warm or cool?
cool
972. Rough or smooth?
smooth
973. Cat or dog?
dog
974. Snake or bird?
snake
975. Shark or T-Rex?
t-rex
976. Past or present?
past
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
fantasy, probably
978. Dull or sharp?
sharp
979. Live forever or die young?
hmm... I guess die young, but that sounds really bad too
980. Books or television?
books
981. Jump or skip?
skip
982. Fast or slow?
slow
983. Run or walk?
run
984. Guy or girl?
usually chick
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney
986. Belle or Jasmine?
Belle, smart chicks are hot
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Cruella probably
988. Food or friends?
food
989. Colors or black and white?
black and white, but sometimes colors
990. Cute or pretty?
Cute. Beauty is the best, though.
991. Good or evil?
good
992. Fruits or vegetables?
vegetables
993. Milk or juice?
juice
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
hot chocolate
995. Beer or wine?
beer
996. Movies or cartoons?
movies
997. Pillow or blanket?
blanket
998. Moon or stars?
Stars. The moon only messes with the view of the stars. The stars aren't so stingy.
999. Sky or sea?
probably the sea
1000. Explode or implode?
implode
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